A zebra cannot change its spots.
Indeed it can't!
The thing that makes dumb quotes so fun is that they're easy to relate to. We all say things that don't come out quite like we intended. Sometimes we know it as soon as the words leave our mouths, sometimes not so much. Either way, the dumb quotes posted on this blog are definitely a case of laughing with, not at, people.
Stay tuned for more quotes at random times.